Comments From Her Nibs

Her Nibs has had a lot of good one-liners lately. Last night, we watched America's Funniest Home Videos as a family. After one video, she collapsed into laughter and said, "He got hit right on his penis!" Then this morning, as the family drove me to work (I was running late), she said to The Boy, "Don't worry. I'm not smoking. It's just the pen cap in my mouth." It was fun.

And apparently Her Nibs is set on getting me elected president of the United States. She told this to Plainbellied recently, but hadn't said anything to me until we were getting ready for church last week. I had a tie on and she said, "Daddy, you look like the President!" I can't tell you just how unqualified I would be for that job, but it's nice to know I have some support if I ever decided to apply for that job. But Plainbellied says it would be grounds for divorce. . . .